Maybe you broke up with your girlfriend, maybe you just got paid, or maybe your internet is down, but you find your mind wandering to the thought of the parlor. Instantly your mind is flooded with thoughts: “How much would this sort of thing cost me?” “What do I get?” “Is this illegal?” “Are all the massage therapists here Asian or is that just the style of spa services?” You end up putting the thought in the back of your brain where all unlikely sexual scenarios go-until one day…
We've all been there: you find yourself driving by a certain part of town when you see the sign for a “Massage Parlor” or “Asian Spa” in a spot that doesn't obligate a massage parlor or have a single person living nearby, and using your Russell-Crowe-like mind you cracked this code and read the sign as it was intended to be read: “Handjobs ‘R Us.” Learn how to navigate the process with confidence below.
